chronic disease

woohoo! having loads of fun in Brisbane and Gold Coast with my sis & b-i-l, SE, & JJ! :D

anyway. people are sleeping now so… just check out my FB for the pics :D and the videos below! :D

this vid is so sweet ! hahaha! i tried looking for the real song on youtube but cldnt find it.. and came across the above video instead! *big hint to greg who is learning the guitar hahaha*

k anyway. got tons to blog about this trip but… havent had enough time to do so … so.. will continue this properly tmrw :D

gtg sleep now, long day ahead tomorrow :D

miss you guys in melb, KL, and Sg (:

take care and see u  soon!! :D

haha. the lomo pics have been long overdue…. just scanned them into the com and been having fun laughing at those super silly pictures lah. sigh my face is like a moon so round :( and my eyes are so tiny. but wtf i have high self-esteem and body image and shall say no more -.-

whoa cant blv ill be leaving in 2 days. need to start packing zzz i hate packing :(

sydney here i come! :D

here i am answering to greg’s tag!

he’s in singapore right now.

and i don’t miss him.

The Measure of How Well Your iPod Really Knows You

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense.
4. Write the answers down, or even comment on it.
5. Tag 5 people.

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1. How are you feeling today?
nothing at all - kasey chambers

2. Will you get far in life?
halo - bethany joy lenz

3. What’s your best friend’s theme song?
diamonds are forever - kanye west

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

4. What is the story of your life?
always and forever - heat wave

HMMM

5. What was school like?
the letter - james morrison

6. How can you get ahead with life?
the skins - scissor sisters

7. Whats the best thing about your friends?
how soon is now? - love spit love

8. Describe your grandparents.
figure it out - plain white t’s

9. How’s your life going?
pretty fly for white guy - the offspring

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

10. What will be played at my funeral?
funny little feeling - rock and roll soldiers

11. Will you have a happy life?
unbreak my heart - toni braxton

12. What do your friends really think of you?
per te - josh groban



13. Do people secretly lust after you?
crown him with many crowns - jim brickman

14. How can you make yourself happy?
one million - athlete

15. Will you ever have children?
hot stuff (i want you back) - Pussycat dolls

16. What song would you strip to?
embers of love - imogen heap/michael gerber

17. What does your mom think of you?
sms - barcode brothers

18. What is your deep, dark secret?
we make the road by walking - juliana theory

19. What is your enemy’s theme song?
all she’s got - sum41

20. What’s your personality like?
porcelain - rhcp

21. What will be played at your wedding?
monsters - matchbook romance

Taggggg:
anyone who wants to do this?? :\

HOW TO SEDUCE women.

not only women!

but GIRLS, ladies, AND women :)

because i just came across a facebook group that allows its members to “Learn & share the techniques of seducing females the right way for good intention.”

seducing…the right way… for good intention ….

it says “Occasionally hint to people that you enjoy the company of young girls on a purely platonic level. When you talk about sex, say it in a way that Shakespeare would approve of. For example, “Sleep is my second favorite thing to do in bed” or “my neighbors are noisy during the day, but that’s okay because they put up with me at night.”"

here are… all the steps:

Steps

1. Manage your image. Before you can seduce a girl, you must have a good, positive image. Make friends and be charming with every one you come in contact with. Never hesitate to tell one person what you admire about another, as it will eventually reach that person and appear undoubtedly genuine. Never argue (arguing is anti-seduction). No girl can resist a guy whom everyone likes.
2. Manage your reputation. While people around you begin to like you, you may start to appear phony or plastic. You must also subtly reveal your human side with talk of taboo and sexuality. If you cannot insinuate, skip this step. Occasionally hint to people that you enjoy the company of young girls on a purely platonic level. When you talk about sex, say it in a way that Shakespeare would approve of. For example, “Sleep is my second favorite thing to do in bed” or “my neighbors are noisy during the day, but that’s okay because they put up with me at night.”
3. Do the opposite of what other guys do. If the girl is drop-dead gorgeous, ignore her. After hearing about your rakish reputation, she will wonder why you are not attracted to her. If other guys ignore her, shower her with the attention she has been craving. It will appear to her that you are smitten.
4. Hint that other girls like you. Women hold each other’s opinions very highly and they get jealous easily.
5. Wait for the sign that she is interested. The gorgeous girl was ignoring you at first and now she flirts heavily. The not-so-attractive girl was shy and hesitant at first, but now she drops (very subtle) hints that she wants you to make a move.
6. Speak seductively. Never start a conversation focused on work, school, MySpace, family,TV shows, or other everyday things. Never talk about yourself. Talk about exotic vacation spots, mythology,sex (sometimes), history, astrology, dreams, fate, and anything else pleasurable and intangible. Don’t express any opinions except for your preference for pleasurable things and for things that she likes. Keep a powerful gaze while talking about these things. The eyes are very important. Never apologize.Never worry when you are talking with a girl, because it will be written all over your face and interpreted as a sign of weakness.
7. Show strategic weakness (optional). This step is optional, but it will speed up the seduction. If you naturally come off as weak, skip this step. For more masculine guys, a flash of weakness and sensitivity will make you seem honest, romantic, harmless, and more akin to a girl’s idea of “the one.” All girls are frightened of guys on some level. The more feminine and skittish the girl is, the more necessary this step is. The key to performing this step correctly is to bend the truth. Don’t talk about breakups or events that you really are sensitive about. As with dancing, it is your job to lead. Don’t lead her into a depressing discussion topic. Add a masculine angle to feminine subjects. A good idea would be to say, “yeah, I watched The Notebook. I liked how he didn’t give up hope after he saw her with the other guy.”
8. Give her plenty of space. There are bound to be things about you that she doesn’t like. Give her time to forget about those things and fantasize about the good things you have to offer.
9. Ask her out. You will eventually learn what the right time is–not too early and not too late. If you flirt with a girl over a long period of time, you will notice that the slow, steady increase in the attention that she gives you is followed by a sharp drop-off. This is a signal that she is sick of waiting and spites you for it. You have no chance after that. Girls are very picky about timing. Make sure it’s an offer she can’t refuse. It takes attention to detail, practice and luck to pick the perfect first date.
10. Turn on the charm. She already said “yes.” As difficult as it is to blow it now, many guys do by being shy. If you don’t show that you’re attracted to her now, you will be seen as unappreciative or weak. Girls typically give about ten “nos” for every “yes,” so show (don’t tell) your appreciation for it. It’s OK to bend the truth. If she’s gorgeous, insinuate how clever and charming she is. If she’s not, insinuate that she is. A great deal of the conversation will be non-verbal. Use ambiguous physical contact. Walk close enough to her that you brush against each other often, touch her lower back when you open the car door for her. If you are nervous when you touch a girl, it will make her very uncomfortable. Confidence is the difference between touching her and molesting her.
11. If she is shy, write well-crafted letters to her. There are some diamonds in the rough out there. When she is reading a letter, she can enjoy your words of love without worrying about whether you like the way she looks or acts. Each time she reads it (and she will read it over and over again so make it good) she will wish more and more that you are there with her. Make every word count and keep it brief. If she’s outgoing and a good talker, she may find letters trivial, but always include a good one with gifts. Whether talking or writing, keep it brief. It is better to say nothing at all than to say something that is not seductive.

Obey the correct sequence of physical interactions. Don’t move too fast. Wait for her to touch you flirtatiously. Hand-holding is next. Then comes close contact and embraces. Then comes kissing. Then comes the making out and heavy petting and all the rest. The process should be slow, poetic and musical like Pachelbel’s Canon. There is no room for discomfort in seduction.

QM IS DAMN BLOODY ANNOYING!!! or rather my brain is, for not being able to GET anything :( gonna bloody hell fail for this thing. dev too agh. stupid first-class honours going down the toilet bowl …

hehe. random.

back to work now lalala

from bryan:

exercises to ‘relax’ if you’re sleepy from studying

it’s oh so fun to do - srsly!